Queen of the Hill

[Guest]

You need to get the other person off the hill and make your own.

I start so

my hill.

[Artorius Perim]

I shoot you with an RPG, my hill.

[CreamSoda]

I'm Chuck Norris, my hill. I win, nothing can beat good ol' Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris IS the hill. Everything that happens is so because Chuck Norris allows it.

[Guest]

But it turns out you're not Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris already has a bigger hill so I drive up a tank to the hill and blow you up.
My hill

[ultimate523]

I walk up behind you, and push you down the hill because sometimes simple solutions are best.

[Guest]

I call in an airstrike,
My hill

[Artorius Perim]

I roundhouse kick you off the hill. My hill.

[Guest]

I surround teh hill with tanks and shoot you down
My hill

[Guest]

I fill the hill with nukes and blow it and you out of the world. My hill/fallout.

[Guest]

I fire an arrow at you and take the hill (or crater)

[Guest]

I reincarnate as a dinosaur and eat you. My hill or crater.

[Guest]

Another meteor hits the earth wiping out dinosaurs while I hide in a bunker. then I take the crater. My crater

[Guest]

I respawn as a Giant and pick your bunker and smash it on you. My crater.

[Guest]

I become a basilisk and kill you with my eyes.
My crater

[Guest]

I become Alduin from skyrim and turn you to ashes in a matter of seconds.

My crater

[Guest]

Take an arrow to the knee?

My hill

[Guest]

I shoot you with my rifle.

My crater.

[Guest]

editted this was? Or am I just imagining things
I just noticed I have the ability to edit posts
so um I shoot you with my Shot gun
my rifle

[Guest]

I turn invisible and sneak up and knife you to your bloody death

[Guest]

I throw a grenade while you attack me so the death of both of us die.
No one's hill

[Guest]

My ghost haunts you in heaven.

My heaven hill

[Guest]

I kill you while in heaven (if its even possible)

My hill?

[Artorius Perim]

I hire Satan to destroy Heaven. My hill.

[Guest]

I hire darth Vader to assassinate you,

my hill, crater whatever it is now

[Guest]

I become Thor and I sizzle you with my powers.

My Crater

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